George Carlin 3 different CD sets collections

Here is different audiobook sets by George Carlin, and his comedy CD collection, the little david years.
EACH SET IS SOLD SEPARATELY.
Each set are CD-rs and will ship in sleeves.

1-($17.00)George Carlin Reads to you is a 6 CD audiobook set that includes 3 of his books, read by Carlin himself; 1-Brain Droppings,
2-Napalm & Silly Putty,
3-More Napalm & Silly Putty.
Running time is 7.5 hours.

2-($7.00)When will Jesus bring the pork chops is a 6 CD audio book set. Read by the author, George Carlin himself.

3-($19.00)The Little David Years 1971-1977 is a 7 CD set of all the albums released by Carlin between '71 & '77, including the bonus 7th cd that is not sold separately.

FREE SHIPPING WITHIN THE U.S., SHIPPING TO CANADA IS 3.00
SHIPPING WORLDWIDE IS 8.00

Let me know which set you want and i will adjust the invoice.

1-George Carlin Reads To You:
Review
Why listen to a foul-mouthed misanthrope for more than seven hours? Because he can be extremely funny, as well as insightful and whimsical. On the other hand, he can be disturbingly hostile, lacerating, or simply nasty. Carlin reads--performs, really--three books, skillfully doing voices, acting out parts, emoting where needed. It's essentially Carlin stand-up--observations on language, everyday life, and important issues. Musical cues indicate changes in topic or breaks in the routine. Those who enjoy Carlin's vitriolic disdain for humanity and four-letter language, or who can appreciate him anyway, will be entertained. Others should avoid him.
Product Description
In Brain Droppings, Carlin brings to audio his singular brand of comedic satire that has made him a favorite of stage, screen and cable audiences. Witty word play, spirited commentary, sarcasm, monologues and in-your-face insights about everyday values appear randomly literally droppings from his fast and fresh intelligence. Carlin's challenging humor cuts through the superficial and smug assumptions behind our institutions politics, race and social issues exposing all as amusing fabrications. And unlike other comics who believe we've somehow misplaced the American dream, Carlin presents it as a great but incredibly funny myth. Brain Droppings was adapted for audio by Carlin himself and comes with the inimitable Carlin timing and delivery making it clever, laugh-out-loud humor. With its erudite appeal, Brain Droppings is perfect for listeners looking for a quick shot of brainy merriment as well as long-time Carlin fans seeking a bigger dose of his entertaining take on life.

2-Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
Synopsis
"Here's all you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." Legendary comedian George Carlin rolls out another hilarious compendium of jokes, observations, and essays, mainly focusing on language. "The energy criminals now refer to oil drilling as oil exploration. Instead of Mobil and Exxon, they'd rather you picture Lewis and Clark." Political correctness is sensibly referred to as "America's newest form of intolerance," the Ten Commandments is "a padded list," and Carlin wonders whether "Dale Evans ever yelled 'Giddyup, Roy!'" while copulating with Roy Rogers, although Carlin doesn't use the word "copulating," since he famously detests euphemisms. The profanity laws went all the way to the Supreme Court as a result of his early work, so expect only the most explicit language and iconoclastic thinking.
Publisher's Note
On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York
Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural
observations.
Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe!
Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics:
--Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough b******* for Texas to open a chain of branch offices.
--Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
--Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been?
--Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with "severe appearance deficits." Hey, Doctor. How's that for "denial"?
--Carlin on politics: No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves "serving the nation." To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm.
The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more.
In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin's razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud -- delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.
Industry reviews
"From the syntax of corporate rebranding (Patagonian tooth fish becomes Chilean sea bass) to the ethics of speechmaking..., bad grammar, marketing lingo, meaningless sentiments, political correctness ("America’s newest form of intolerance") and euphemisms all come under serious attack, making this a surprisingly fitting companion--a sort of bad-ass cousin--to Lynne Truss’s EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES."

3-The Little David Years (1971-1977) is a box set by American comedian George Carlin. It consists of his six solo albums for the Little David record label, with an additional CD of previously unreleased bonus material. This 7 disc set was released on October 19, 1999 on the Atlantic Records label.

George Carlin may be known today for all sort of things aside from his comedy recordings--HBO specials, concert tours, books, and film roles. But his most beloved work, the mother lode of humor upon which his reputation is based, are the recordings in the seven-CD collection George Carlin: The Little David Years (1971-1977). On albums such as Class Clown, Occupation: Foole, and the Grammy-winning FM & AM, Carlin redefined what it meant to be stand-up comic: he was a hip, intelligent, social satirist who was also extremely funny and entertaining. And he still is. The issues he was making fun of in the '70s are still around, which is why routines such as "7 Dirty Words" have lost none of their punch or humor. It's all here in a wondrous box set, including the complete contents of six classic records and a CD of rarities from his early years. Recent Carlin converts (as well as those who remember laughing at this stuff when it came out on LPs and 8-tracks) should all consider this great career retrospective.