All inclusive Jamaica vacation (excluding taxes, fees and airfare)

I am selling a certificate valid for a trip for two to the luxurious Grand Lido resort in Negril, Jamaica; or Braco, Jamaica. Both are SuperClubs resorts. Certificate does not include airfare. You can use this certificate yourself, give it as a gift or use it as employee incentive. It retails for approximately $4000, including taxes and fees. I am only asking $500. This is as low as I can possibly go. Price does not include taxes and fees. The pertinent information is as follows:

GRAND LIDO NEGRIL; GRAND LIDO BRACO
8 Days / 7 Nights for two people
Includes all meals, unlimited beverages (including alcohol) and snacks
Includes all activities including motorized and non-motorized water sports
Includes all entertainment and nightly themed parties and events
Includes Greens Fees
Includes roundtrip transfers from the airport to resort

For years, the Grand Lido Resorts & Spas name has been synonymous with the very best of the Caribbean. Ultra-luxurious accommodations. Attentive, round-the-clock service. Exceptional cuisine. Pristine beaches. And a seemingly endless list of activities.

Can either purchase certificates for two people good for travel through Feb 1, 2009 or make direct bookings for travel. Blackout dates: Dec 15 Jan 6.
Taxes, gratuity and fees paid at time of booking and total approx. $1668

If interested, please contact me I will send it to you anywhere in the US or Canada Priority mail at my expense or elsewhere for 50/50 shipping costs.

I know the taxes and fees may be making you reluctant. But think about it...once everything is paid you are getting a $4000 vacation for $2168. And all your tipping is included in that. How can you beat it?